When God finished creating mankind, then as a spice seasoning his by charisma. This type of seasoning evenly spread, he did poorly stirred may be - it is possible sometimes wander for all eternity among the brethren, it is not bumping, and then suddenly found a whole placer diamonds almost buried in the bull shit. It is well known that in Russia the profession requires a service engineer from a person not of technical competence and ability to work with people - in a very broad sense.
There is one stock funny chinese forklift - damn it, not a machine - but still under warranty, az it happens. Actually, I think that byuers of all chinese technology units should provide the Book of Changes and teach divination in it - in order to develop such qualities as equanimity and uninterrupted commitment to even more bad turn of events, all of which the buyer must come in handy.
Even six months had passed since his release from Chinese building berth, but he already had some thousend breakdowns, and even some - such as plug broke off in the vicinity of the weld, cracked cylinder rod spoil and so on. Besides, this sorrow will not start with "cold" (now the frost is about - 10 C), diesel takes in his belly only the highest quality, but otherwise just broken fuel pump or injectors needed washing. Yesterday or may be today, operator of this smartmashine twisted the key in the ignition again without any effect and there was caused by service engineer.
The man said from the doorway, that he is sick of all this is that he goes to the warehouse as to his work. Head warehouse timidly remarked that it was his job is. Service engineer suffering voice remarked that his place in the office, including documents, drawings and other romantics.
Well there you have? Broken again? Ааааа! - One minute he cried - starter! You burned it! You burned STARTER!
Lord! You burned it! - So he said. This was followed most graceful explanation of why one should not think if breakage starter has any relation to the warranty. But a brief summary of it is this: you do too much spinning and then you burned it. But how it does not rotate when the wagon is not starting? The answer was disarming: all plants, need only to love technique. Love the technique, you know. This subtle technique are still many of us do not know.
A man rushed to the warehouse, and so rolled his eyes, which seemed to them there will be impossible to roll out back - but he roll his, and even so, that they had only not burst. He showed how to turn the starters and more than ever, under any circumstances, nor for that starters do not have to twist. How should prohibit their children rotate starters. They are, if you want to know, generally have less twist. In general it was a lot to see. I wanted to say that he must immediately "stop casting pearls before swine", and go happy Moscow Art Theater School, as it has failed fuse. But when something ends and he did finally left, he flew away but promised to be back - leaving a considerable expense for the repair of the mechanical rubbish and half-dead representative of the owner. I think the representative was still pleased that his has. Here's how to catch fish. I just do not quite understand, do this service as a genius working for a salary or is it still calling as it sings what's inside.
In general it resembles the manner of one company that has chosen me as a specialization of a funky theme as technical and other assistance on the road. The company entered in the country million contracts with their fellow citizens, but the money she would prefer to spend on lawyers, rather than on the technical staff. Deep idea! Here you have snapped the wheel or - even better - you flew into a ditch on the suburban highway. Call us, and on the line girl with a legal diplom, which you exhaustively explained by what is legal reasons, you can not take advantage of their technical service. Ouy, there was another great feature - a phone call to that office was not free, it is generally worth much more expensive than regular telephone calls to landlines Moscow telephone:) and they have shifted from girl to girl for a long time, mixing girls with beatifull music by radio "retro fm". No doubt they earned on that) And in general, threw on a full program up to speed reset phone bill. The office is called the RAB (Russian Automobile Brotherhood), I have it now. At the billboards they wrote "friends do not throw" :))))
